the winners of the last round were book_hooked and bible girl 777 good job! this one will be hard! so i want you to find me the answer of this riddle..... i am more than 0 i am a prime # i am even i am less than 21 good luck !!!!!!!! suprise you must also solve this riddle... why did tigger look in the toilet? good luck and congrats forr making it this far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

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Dear Diary: the duel is on...this lady, who I think her name is Almira Gulch or something...she's so cheesed off about Sirius' weeing on her lawn that she's challenging Mom to a swordfighting duel. Yeah, I know...cruel, isn't it? "Ho-hum...children. Feisty little brats...their dog is doing it on my lawn...GET YOUR MUTT OFF MY LAWN!!!" Almira hissed, running outside with a broomstick in her hand, armed to beat up the poor six-year old. "Hey, you can't do that! That's cruelty to animals! Don't you have a heart?" Suddenly, Almira smirked, not one of those happy smirks either. It's one of those, "I'm going to get you, my pretty, and your little dog too', type smirks that mean trouble. "Well, well, well...if it isn't the little lycanthrope boy...well, don't bother to help it, because it'll be dead in a matter of hours..." But, the saving grace that was my mother appeared, and my brother Peter too. "Hey, you can't mess with my comrade like that, Almira. Let the puppy go...or, you'll have to scrap me for him." she snarled angrily, a stern but just look in her eyes as she pinned Almira down. "Heh...well, well...if it isn't you, my dear girl...back from the dead, I see? Looking for freedom again?" "No, I'm here to salvage the life of this poor puppy...now, are we going to skirmish, or what?" "Sword-to-wand fight...you and me..." "Good enough..." For what perceived like hours, they fought and fought, blood on blood in mortal combat, and then...Peter pushed her into the water. "MY HAIR!!! MY HAIR!!! YOU RUINED IT!!! MY HAIR!!!"

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Did You Know, Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants lol. Did You Know, The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Did You Know, TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard Did You Know, Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury i didn't wow Did You Know, It is impossible to lick your elbow.ya i'm still working on that Butterflies taste with their feet An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Turtles can breathe through their butts. wow kinda kool and creepy at the same time its impossible to sneeze w/ your eyes open..... i'm gonna try that a ducks quack has absolutley no echoe and know one knows why star fishes have no brains (then i know a lot of star fishes lol jk) Did u know.. It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland! thats kinda dumb in England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word! Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women! ha ha 2 bad 4 sum of u oh this is a reallty weird dumb 1... a couple of years ago a game was invented in Scotland 4 sum reason that was said GENTLEMEN ONLY LADIES FORBIDDEN today this game became a sport and now its called G.O.L.F and thats what it stands for and the people never thought of or cared 2 change it! isn't that really dumb and weird i think it is THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters its: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME lol (tell me if u wanna hear more) bye =]

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Me and a bunch of teenagers (15 and up) is goin to the beach tomorrow. I'm only 12!! This should be funny.

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I don't know if any of you girls have heard of this guy but you have now! Gabriel Iglesias is by far one of the most fun comedians I have ever watched. He is hilarious, he calls himself Fluffy. It does not madder how may times you watch his videos you can never stop laughing. My best friend and I have watched his videos so much that we can resite almost every line he says! Let me know if you have every heard of him or seen any of his videos!

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Haha I just thought about this ,its so hillarious!!!! Ok Nick's name Nicholas Jerry Jonas means 'victorious warrior' Joe's name Joseph Adam Jonas means 'he will enlarge' and Kevin's name Paul Kevin Jonas II running together means 'small gentle dove' lol I just think thats funny. We got Victorious warrior on one side He will enlarge on the other then we have....Small gentle dove... I first figured that out I was like "What?How'd that happen?" lol KEVIN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbhead?

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Here do what the pic says please. and im sooo sorry my mag got delayed. Heres another survey. whats ur first name, age, and fave band. and im going to post another write the caption soon!! but for now, heres what you can do. post ur fave icon! there arent any prizes for now,....sorry. oh and heres a joke: What goes up but never comes down? NO HINTS OR CLUES! thanks and bye!

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i luv this guy! wuts he laffin' at!?!

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Yes you heard read it correctly...... elmo freaks me out!!! I have nightmares about him! Like one nightmare it was late at night and i started to hear noises . I looked at my wall and I saw a shadow. Then I heard giggleing. I walked to my bedroom door and the giggleing got louder. I opened the door and noticed the T.V. was on in the living room. I watched it for a second and then seseme street came on.It was time for elmos world. They were singing it on the T.V. then I heard "La,la,la,la,la,la,la,la ELMO'S WORLD!" right behind me! I turned around and saw elmo with a purple crayon .He started giggleing then he stabbed me with the crayon!!! Ever since then I have a fear of elmo and purple crayons. It scared me for life.

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ok, there are 4 cows in a field. A momma and 3 babies. Rose ( first baby ): Moma how did I get my name rose? Mom: When you were born a rose fell on your head. Daisy ( second baby ): Moma how did I get my name? Mom: A daisy fell on your head when you were born. Third baby: Asliwejthaileuy Mom: SHUTTUP CINDERBLOCK!

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Lets see what you think about this hilarious cat and doggy .....

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There were three men who couldnt talk. All three got a job at a different store. The first got a job at a music store, he learned to say "me me me me". The second one got a job at a restaurant, he learned to say, "forks and knives, forks and knives". The third got a job at a candy shop, he learned how to say, "goody goody gumdrops". One day there was a murder outside the three shops. The police asked the three men who did it, the first said, "me me me", then the police asked what he killed the person with, the second said "forks and knives, forks and knives", then the police said, "your going to jail" and the third guy said "goody goody gumdrops!!!!"

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wat is black and white and read all over?????????? a skunk in a blender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! haaaa haaaaaa haaaaa aaaaa

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Okay... A skunk, a duck, and a frog walk up to the county fair. Admission was a dollar.Who got in? the duck got in because he had a bill. the Frog got in because he had a green back. but the skunk diddn't get in because he had a scent and it was bad!(scent=cent)

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You see tons of pictures of Nick wearing his AWESOME red sunglasses everyone loves them!!!!!!!!! I wish I knew where he got them they ROCK!!!!!

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I have 3 hands. 1 face and I can tell you something.What am I? Hint: you can look at it and it'll tell you something

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Whoeever gets this right first wins! I have 4 legs. A foot. And 1 head. What am I? Hint: You can lay on it Also whoever gets it first will get to be my bff.

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I used to always love Blues Clues! Untill they got rid of Steve! Now they got this new guy! Who is that? I mean seriuosly since Steve went to "college" his brother took care of the house! Whatever!I don't think blue likes him! I think Blue secretly bites him when the camera isn't looking! Am I right?

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Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? _________________

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there were 2 muffins sitting in an oven. one said "its getting kinda hot in here." the other one said "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!" hahaha...i luv this joke, it never gets old

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Full name: Elmo Monster Scientific name: Furrius childus Age: 31/2 years Birthday: February 3 Favorite song: "Elmo's Song" Favorite quote: "Elmo loves you!" Best friend: Zoe Pet: Dorothy the Goldfish Favorite food: pizza Favorite fruit: banana Favorite game: tag Favorite sports: Rollerblading, miniature golf Favorite hobbies: playing piano, tap dancing Dislikes: Brussels sprouts Awards: Won the longest giggle award on the Golden Grover Awards

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Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Every second, two Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world. In 2000, Barbie doll has a belly button for the first time. In 1992 the average American girl owned 7 Barbies. Barbie is made from polyvinylchloride. Barbie left Ken Doll for Blaine Doll. Barbie introduced a rap group in 1990 called “Barbie, and the Beats.” More than 105 million yards of fabric have gone into making the fashions of Barbie, and her friends, making Mattel one of the largest apparel manufacturers in the world. Placed head to toe, Barbie dolls, and her friends sold since 1959 would circle the earth more than seven times.

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I FOUND THIS OUT ON THE NEWS A LONG TIME AGO: Miami Herald May 1, 2008 Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego,was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over tothe car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head,and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics,who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it washer brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.

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omg! i just got back from camp! it wuz awsome. i might post some pics later! but it wuz sooo fun i cant even explain. but we(all the cabins) got pranked by the parents. the boys boxers got hung from a string in theirs. and we got well stringed with plastic. some kids got their sleeping bags stolen! lol! heehee ha ha ahhh! :) ☼i_girl22

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