I was just watching TV and that Orbit commercial came on! My fave parts of it are "Who are you calling a Cootie Queen, you Lint Licker?" and "What the French, Toast?" Lolz My mom and I laughed so hard! I also watched Telladega nights (Spelling??) and I like the little redhead "Chip, I'll come at you like a spider monkey!" and this one is even better "One of you turds is about to get your mouth slapped!" Haha My friend and I laughed so hard at that! I love how they have the Southern accents! "You Lint Licker!" is sooo hilarious!

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my name is amanda it rymes with panda!i have a kat and is soooo fat!i go to school and all the boyz drule =P****!i have 2 bracelets but i have no anklets!there is a sparow and i seen an arrow!my dogz name is poof she isa big doof!my dogz name is moca she looks like coca!i'm going to go to bed and it is aid!!!!well that waz my randomly random blog!i hope you enjoyed it (wich i doubt)!!!!!!

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last week in school we had a four day week!!! it was great, and it snowed up here in boring old Oregon. i went to the park with my friends: cooper, miranda, shannon, drew, connor, jayla, and jack. we had an epic snow ball fight, girls versus boys. we were running amok and screaming and running wild. we ran through the playground like three year olds, yelling 2-year old insults! there aren't any stores yet, but a smoothie fruit cafe is opening, so that will be awesome! im probably boring you, so ill stop blogging now!!:)

ps - my names jaela, pronounced jay-la, so ill sign of blogs using my name.

- jaela

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What a life.Im speaking from a hamsters point of veiw.Im always stuck in this metal cage all the time.People exspect me to do tricks.Look i dont own a circus.I get tired spinning on the wheel.it makes me so dissy.My owners dress me in these rap clothes.My name is not 50 cent.Maybe thats just how much the shirt costs.They exspect me to talk and sing like alvin in the chipmunks.I mean look im just a little hamster who did nothing for you.Give me a break.there is only so much i can do.They got a new cat.The cat thinks i am a rat.he swallowed me one time and they had to cut his belly open.They dont even care that the cat trys to eat me.As i said earlier what a life.

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Last night was soooooo fun! Me, Simone, and Elle were all at my house last night. But Simone and Elle had never met before but know they know eachother! Also i havnt seen Elle forever!!!!!! Me and Elle have this really funny inside joke that we made when simone left and we kept laughing non-stop about it untill Elle had to go... :( Im not telling you the inside joke cuase you wouldnt get it and plus its called and INSIDE joke :)

♥Sammi♪

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if yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. 
Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. 

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!   


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 plz answerthese random questions!!!
do you know the emo song?
do you think it is annoying when your computer goes "BEEP" every 5 seconds?
do you want to be a birdie when you grow up?
can you balance on your head for 20 mins at a time?
does it annoy you when ppl say hello?
LOL!!!
Bailey M. M.
Stefans~Girl

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Random Questions...Feel Free to Answer any!!!

do you like cheerios?
How about merry go rounds?
do you like singing rainbows?
can you eat coke?
do you ever pet your fishies?
do you like french toast in the blender?
do you think its funny when toddlers play in the toilet?
do you eat poisinous rasberrys?
do you know what a snozberry is?
can you speak gibberish?
how come im the only one asking dumb questions?
do you wear converse on your hands?
are friends withe the men in white coats?
are you ninja...cuz if you are..im comin for u!!!
did the men in white coats take you to the funny farm last year because they thought you were special?
thats what they said to me!!!

THESE QUESTIONS WERE FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY...NOT FOR PANT WETTING!!!




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all i hav to say is i love dogs or any animal ...............

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I found these on another site, and decided to share em.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way." 19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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CAMERIN:im on a swirly slide!!!weeeeeeeee!!!!!

ALYSSA:im on a swing flying high in the sky!ahh!!

CAMERIN:i love the merry go round:)OMG!!it spins!!!

ALYSSA:i love boys more than a fat guy loves cake!!!

CAMERIN:guess what!!!

ALYSSA:huh!!!?

CAMERIN:my cereal has a message!it says oooooooo:)

ALYSSA:are they cheerios!!!?

CAMERIN:yes.how did you know??

ALYSSA:i had a feeling

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happy almost valentine's day!! lol, did any of u get some SPECIAL gifts? like candy from ur bffs, valentines from ur teacher, or notes from ur crush?   awww or did any of u not get valentines @ all? lol, if not take this blog as a valentine....... but it prob won't help tht much. haha. i got a balloon tht says happy valentine's day, candy, + valentines. 
TTYL- selena

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I want to know some new pranks. Please please please I really want to know some cool pranks. If you have any ideas please comment below thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is for my friends party tomorw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you again!

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omg so i was on my dad's facebook and my cuz who lives in Italy posted a pic where the title was: u want a mac but cant afford 1. he taped an apple with a bite taken out of it on a laptop!!!!! omg it was so funny!!!! i lol'd

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Homework needs to disappear, NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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I am having a contest called "How Funny is that!?" all you have to do is tell me your name, age, and the funniest joke you know! There will be 3 rounds and a winner for each round...so that means you have three chances to win!!!!!!! If you win a round you still move onto the next round which means you can also win up to three times!!! Enter now because the first round winner will be announced on February 15th. 

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Did you hear about Vincent van Gogh's family tree? It's traversing the globe by email.

Vincent's dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh

His brother who eat prunes - Gotta Gogh

His grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh

His magician uncle - Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican uncle - Ah Mee Gogh

His constipated uncle - Can't Gogh

His ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh

His bird-loving uncle - Flamin' Gogh

His fruit-loving causin - Man Gogh

His little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh

And his sister who loved disco - Go Gogh

His aunt who taught positive thinking - Way-to-Gogh

His nephew who drove a stagecoach - Wells-far Gogh

His Mexican causin's American half brother - Gring Gogh

His brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop 'n' Gogh

Its fire work! My country will celebrate Chinese New Year!

I can see it from my house, soo beautiful!

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watz up?

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I can't wait until 2ed hour Thursday well tomorrow b/c we get to play my favorite sport volleyball i LOVE it and well can't wait until then come on clock you can make it come on you can do it! ya i know i'm a little different but i don't care that's me dirrerent! you no what that should be my new name i'm so smart please don't make fun it's who i am ya i'm not always like this! 

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A man walks into a bar... OUCH!  Is that funny? i think its funny, but my friend doesnt. VOTE! 

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BYE!!!
teehee!!!!!!!!


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I don't exist.

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I no something that gets on EVERYBODY’S nerves, EVERYBODY’S NERVES!!

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE MAD ( L0OK AT #13)

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI…LOL : )

8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS,(THE ANSWER IS ON #14

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY UPSET (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

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Some questions for you to ponder on.

 

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance?

Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front?

Why is the small size of a candy bar the "fun size"? It's more fun to eat a big candy bar.

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Why do Americans leave their expensive cars on the driveway, but have useless junk in the garage?

Why do drive-up ATMs have instructions in braille?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin?

Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why isn't anything in Wal-Mart free yet, if they're lowering prices every day?

Why do they call the airport the terminal, if flying is so safe?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath is in the bottle, the bubbles are always white?

Why do they call it a building when it's already built?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized?

Why is it that when you attempt to stop something from falling off the table, you manage to knock something else over?

 

Have you ever thought about these questions yourself?

Comments?

 

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That's attractive!! - Houston & Me

Peace Love, Suzy loves Ziva! - Houston & Me

jkjk lol - Chloe & Me

Ou-ou-ou-outerspace ou-ou-ou-outerspcae - Grace & Me

What? What? They kicked me off?! - Grace & Me

My hair looks like cotton candy? - Andrew & Me

Do you have ADHD? - Brock & Me

Yeah, she can't smell because she sits behind you! - Brock & Me

My Sossie! - Me & My Family & Callie

What? I have gotten the same grades as Susannah the past two tests! - Chloe & Me (And Chloe, did you mean that as a bad thing? jkjk lol)

So what are you doing? Wait let me guess, watching NCIS? - Houston & Me

Don't surgeon! - Becca & Me

Haha, I won't call you surgeon if you won't call me Probie! - Becca & Me

LOL!How can you laugh at a time like this?

Ok, well those are my only insider jokes! Tell me some of yours!! Peace Love NCIS!!

SpecialAgentTonyDiNozzo

 

 

 

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